Kirsty McKinney Headshot

Kirsty McKinney

Gender: Female Birthday: January 17, 1999 Billed From: Amherst, Massachusetts Height: 5'4" Weight: 149 lbs

  • Grew up on a small farm near Amherst, Massachusetts. Parents raised sheep and goats, selling artisan cheeses and wool.

  • From childhood she was muscling sheep into pens, holding goats for shearing, dragging feed sacks — developing thick, powerful legs and core strength. Learned to scissor animals with her legs, building the foundation for her crushing mat control.

  • Amateur wrestling prodigy, earned a scholarship to Oklahoma State University.

  • Was a legitimate Olympic hopeful but stuck between weight classes. Forced to cut down to 137 lbs, collapsed from dehydration before a key qualifier. Doctors barred her from competing, ending her Olympic path.

  • Gained viral notoriety after folding a drunk into a double chickenwing in a bar fight, holding him until police arrived, looking bored for the cameras. Clip spread online.

  • Jeff Andrews saw the clip and recruited her to pro wrestling. She accepted, but not out of passion. She despises pro wrestling as a circus sideshow, but is pragmatic enough to know getting trained by one of the most influential names in the business is better than taking a gamble on jumping to MMA when she's never taken a single lesson in the striking arts.

Random Quote:
“Shh. It’s okay, Junior. Mommy’s here. But she doesn’t really WANT to be here. So let’s just see how fast we can put you to sleep, alright?”
Random Fact:
Kirsty McKinney has always been from Amherst, MA. She has never been from Bluefield, WV.
  • New Untouchables – “Kirsty, Jeffrey Daniels and Lee Scott Rothlesberger are a stable. Basically the stable is called the New Untouchables, but Daniels & LSR are also a tag team called the New Untouchables inside the stable called the New Untouchables. Clear?”
  • Graysie Parker – “Kirsty actually pinned Graysie in her pro wrestling debut match, way back in the Australia-based promotion SWAT circa 2018. Kirsty and Graysie are basically the next generation of the feud between their respective mentors, Jeff Andrews and Eric Dane”
  • Eric Dane, Jr. – “As an embodiment of Jeff Andrews' bitterness, Kirsty was quite happy to make an example of Dane Jr. in her ICW debut. She humiliated him, and Junior is hot for a chance to return the favor.”
Event Segment/Match Date Result
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.4 New Untouchables showcase Oct 20, 2025 win
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.4 We'll have a 4th man Oct 20, 2025 —
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.3 Hoggin' with the Noots (ft. the James Gang) Oct 6, 2025 —
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.2 New Untouchables promo Sep 29, 2025 —
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.1 New Untouchables running the show Sep 22, 2025 —
Heart of Dixie tour: 2.1 Not just another beatdown... Sep 22, 2025 —
The Iron Way: The Iron Way I Eric Dane, Jr vs a New Untouchable to be named Sep 12, 2025 win

No promos have been posted by this character.

Wins Losses No Contest Total Matches Win % Loss %
2 0 0 2 100% 0%

This character has never held a title.

No awards recorded for this character.

Entrance Music —
Entrance Description As “In Walks Barbarella” by Clutch growls to life, Kirsty McKinney steps through the curtain with no pomp, no theatrics — just a focused almost-neutral expression. She walks at first, taking in the crowd with side-eye and the occasional irritated glance at a heckler, then picks up into a jog as she nears the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope, she rolls smoothly to her knees before standing tall in the center. There’s no posing, no grand gestures — just a couple of deep squats, a shoulder roll, and the contemptuous flick of hair out of her face that somehow lands like a middle finger. It’s minimalist, stripped down, but there’s just enough in her manner to let the audience know she sees them — and that she doesn’t particularly care for them.
Move #1 Snap fireman’s carry takeover with roll-through
Move #2 Front facelock chain wrestling
Move #3 Waistlock rides and mat returns
Move #4 Bridging Oklahoma Roll
Move #5 Amateur cradles and stacks
Special Move #1 Power Double Leg Slam (explosive MMA-style takedown)
Special Move #2 Greco Gutwrench Suplex
Special Move #3 Turk Ride Turnover (amateur-style ride turnover with added insult)
Finisher Setup Move —
Finisher Setup Desc —
Basic Finisher Shear Cradle (legscissor cradle/Cova cradle, performed while looking right at the camera with a bored/annoyed expression)
Basic Finisher Desc —
Submission Finisher Pitty Choke (bulldog choke, applied lying sideways across opponent's back)
Submission Finisher Desc —
In Ring Personality Kirsty isn’t here to entertain. She’s here to win. Her style is pure suffocation: rides, cradles, and grinding pressure until her opponent breaks mentally or physically.

She has her preferred finishers — the Pitty Choke and the Cova Cradle — and she likes using them. But she doesn’t force them. If one doesn’t work, she simply chains into something else, sparing only maybe a slightly extra-irritated glance. For Kirsty, the end isn’t about hitting a big move, and in fact, the whole concept of basing a fight around hitting one specific move is, to her, stupid.

It’s about getting her hand raised, however it happens.
In Ring Tactics —
Always Do *Make sure to look bored while having opponents locked in pinfalls or submissions
*Keep her demeanor detached and irritable.
*Use amateur wrestling moves that rarely if ever get used in pro wrestling.
Never Do *Do moves off the turnbuckle. She's never trained as a high flyer. She's taken enough lumps from flyers that she acknowledges it works for some people, but not for her.
*Give any indication that she's enjoying herself.
Writer Notes —