Kirsty McKinney
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Grew up on a small farm near Amherst, Massachusetts. Parents raised sheep and goats, selling artisan cheeses and wool.
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From childhood she was muscling sheep into pens, holding goats for shearing, dragging feed sacks — developing thick, powerful legs and core strength. Learned to scissor animals with her legs, building the foundation for her crushing mat control.
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Amateur wrestling prodigy, earned a scholarship to Oklahoma State University.
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Was a legitimate Olympic hopeful but stuck between weight classes. Forced to cut down to 137 lbs, collapsed from dehydration before a key qualifier. Doctors barred her from competing, ending her Olympic path.
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Gained viral notoriety after folding a drunk into a double chickenwing in a bar fight, holding him until police arrived, looking bored for the cameras. Clip spread online.
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Jeff Andrews saw the clip and recruited her to pro wrestling. She accepted, but not out of passion. She despises pro wrestling as a circus sideshow, but is pragmatic enough to know getting trained by one of the most influential names in the business is better than taking a gamble on jumping to MMA when she's never taken a single lesson in the striking arts.
- New Untouchables – “Kirsty, Jeffrey Daniels and Lee Scott Rothlesberger are a stable. Basically the stable is called the New Untouchables, but Daniels & LSR are also a tag team called the New Untouchables inside the stable called the New Untouchables. Clear?”
- Graysie Parker – “Kirsty actually pinned Graysie in her pro wrestling debut match, way back in the Australia-based promotion SWAT circa 2018. Kirsty and Graysie are basically the next generation of the feud between their respective mentors, Jeff Andrews and Eric Dane”
- Eric Dane, Jr. – “As an embodiment of Jeff Andrews' bitterness, Kirsty was quite happy to make an example of Dane Jr. in her ICW debut. She humiliated him, and Junior is hot for a chance to return the favor.”
| Event | Segment/Match | Date | Result |
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| Point of Review: | Todderick Davenport III (c) vs Graysie Parker vs Kirsty McKinney vs Eric Dane, Jr. | Jun 14, 2026 | loss |
| Point of Review: | Catching up | Jun 14, 2026 | — |
| Under Review: 3.4 | Graysie Parker vs Kirsty McKinney | Feb 15, 2026 | nc |
| Under Review: 3.4 | The Golden Slot | Feb 15, 2026 | — |
| Under Review: 3.3 | The Golden Slot | Feb 4, 2026 | — |
| Under Review: 3.3 | Kirsty McKinney vs Jacoby Jacobs | Feb 4, 2026 | win |
| Under Review: 3.2 | In Walks Kirsty, Set to Stun | Jan 18, 2026 | — |
| Under Review: 3.1 | Toddy doesn't get another gloatathon | Jan 2, 2026 | — |
| The Heart of Dixie: 1 | The New Untouchables cannot be prevented from saying words | Oct 31, 2025 | — |
| The Heart of Dixie: 1 | Eric Dane Jr/James Gang vs The New Untouchables | Oct 31, 2025 | loss |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.4 | We'll have a 4th man | Oct 20, 2025 | — |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.4 | New Untouchables showcase | Oct 20, 2025 | win |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.3 | Hoggin' with the Noots (ft. the James Gang) | Oct 6, 2025 | — |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.2 | New Untouchables promo | Sep 29, 2025 | — |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.1 | New Untouchables running the show | Sep 22, 2025 | — |
| Heart of Dixie tour: 2.1 | Not just another beatdown... | Sep 22, 2025 | — |
| The Iron Way: The Iron Way I | Eric Dane, Jr vs a New Untouchable to be named | Sep 12, 2025 | win |
No promos have been posted by this character.
| Wins | Losses | No Contest | Total Matches | Win % | Loss % |
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| 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 50% | 33% |
This character has never held a title.
No awards recorded for this character.
| Entrance Music | — |
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| Entrance Description | As “In Walks Barbarella” by Clutch growls to life, Kirsty McKinney steps through the curtain with no pomp, no theatrics — just a focused almost-neutral expression. She walks at first, taking in the crowd with side-eye and the occasional irritated glance at a heckler, then picks up into a jog as she nears the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope, she rolls smoothly to her knees before standing tall in the center. There’s no posing, no grand gestures — just a couple of deep squats, a shoulder roll, and the contemptuous flick of hair out of her face that somehow lands like a middle finger. It’s minimalist, stripped down, but there’s just enough in her manner to let the audience know she sees them — and that she doesn’t particularly care for them. |
| Move #1 | Snap fireman’s carry takeover with roll-through |
| Move #2 | Front facelock chain wrestling |
| Move #3 | Waistlock rides and mat returns |
| Move #4 | Bridging Oklahoma Roll |
| Move #5 | Amateur cradles and stacks |
| Special Move #1 | Power Double Leg Slam (explosive MMA-style takedown) |
| Special Move #2 | Greco Gutwrench Suplex |
| Special Move #3 | Turk Ride Turnover (amateur-style ride turnover with added insult) |
| Finisher Setup Move | — |
| Finisher Setup Desc | — |
| Basic Finisher | Shear Cradle (legscissor cradle, performed while looking right at the camera with a bored/annoyed expression) |
| Basic Finisher Desc | — |
| Alternate Finisher | Pitty Choke (bulldog choke, applied lying sideways across opponent's back) |
| Alternate Finisher Desc | — |
| In Ring Personality | Kirsty isn’t here to entertain. She’s here to win. Her style is pure suffocation: rides, cradles, and grinding pressure until her opponent breaks mentally or physically. She has her preferred finishers — the Pitty Choke and the Shear Cradle — and she likes using them. But she doesn’t force them. If one doesn’t work, she simply chains into something else, sparing only maybe a slightly extra-irritated glance. For Kirsty, the end isn’t about hitting a big move, and in fact, the whole concept of basing a fight around hitting one specific move is, to her, stupid. It’s about getting her hand raised, however it happens. |
| In Ring Tactics | — |
| Always Do | *Make sure to look bored while having opponents locked in pinfalls or submissions *Keep her demeanor detached and irritable. *Use amateur wrestling moves that rarely if ever get used in pro wrestling. |
| Never Do | *Do moves off the turnbuckle. She's never trained as a high flyer. She's taken enough lumps from flyers that she acknowledges it works for some people, but not for her. *Give any indication that she's enjoying herself. |
| Writer Notes | — |
Under Review – February 15, 2026